Disclaimer: I don't own them! Credits to awesome magazine scans of HSJ, and edited by me, with tools from photoshop :D

Author's Note: this is credited to takasugiriko for plotline/title! thanks to her, i thought of an awesome plot during our conversation 8D,

                                                                                                                             EPISODE TWO >>

'What's wrong with me?' that boy whispered to himself as he squatted at the corner of his room and started cursing himself.

One of his phone rang, and he picked it up. "Yamada-kun, where are you now? We agreed to meet at the cafe!" the voice from the other side exclaimed out as Yamada lazily got up from his bed and randomly grabbed a pants on the floor to wear. "Natsuki? Sorry, I overslept. I'll be right there, love ya." he said before he put down the phone.

Yamada sighed, before he looked around in the house, and got up to leave- holding on to this pouch.

"Natsuki, sorry for the wa--" even before he apologize, the girl stood up and ran towards him, before she hugged him. "It's okay, as long you're here!" before she grabbed onto his hand and pulled him across the cafe. "I've ordered your drink," she said and smiled.

He smiled bitterly as they settled down. Just then, Yamada felt something vibrating inside his pouch. Digging into it, he saw the red phone lighting up. Excusing himself, he went to pick it up. "Yama-chan! Are you free tomorrow?" the voice asked.

"Ah, Dai-chan?" he replied. "Let's go on a date tomorrow!" the person continued. Yamada took out his planner, and wrote something onto it, before he smiled and nodded. "Sure, it's been awhile since I last saw my boyfriend too,"

"See you then!" Daiki exclaimed excitedly before the line got hanged up. Yamada then checked the rest of his schedule, before he felt hands around his waist, and he hurriedly closed his planner. "Who was it?" Natsuki asked

Yamada turned around and patted his head. "Nobody important my dearest, let's go back in," Yamada said as he pushed Natsuki back into the cafe.

"So... where do you want to go next?" Yamada asked once they finished up their drinks. Natsuki smiled, and looked at Yamada. She looked around, as if she had something but say but just couldn't get it out of her mouth.

"What's wrong, Natsuki?" Yamada asked, concerned as he went forward to placed his hands around her shoulders. "Actually, I have something on, so I need to go now," Natsuki whispered, before she looked over to him.

Yamada smiled, before giggling. "Natsuki, you're cute," Natsuki blushed before looking down to her thighs. "Sorry, Yamada-kun,"

"It's okay. Have fun alright? Contact me tonight," Yamada said before giving her a hug before she left the cafe. "Ahh~ So, I'll need to find programs today," he stopped, pondered awhile, before a voice echoed in his mind.

"Call me whenever you need me," 

Yamada smirked before he got up pay for the bills, and left the cafe.He threw his wallet and phone onto the sofa, before he went into his room, and took out the white cellphone inside the cupboard.

The dialing tone rang for awhile, before the person picked up. "Yama-chan! You called!" the voice replied, exhilarated. "Chinen, sorry for not contacting you,"

"It's okay! I told you I'll be here when you need me!" the voice replied. "You free today? How about a walk?" Yamada mumbled, as he took out the belt and threw his pants onto the bed.

"Sure! I'll meet you at central park an hour from now?" Chinen suggested before Yamada agreed.

After putting down the phone, Yamada smiled and changed into his three-quarter pants and shirt. Going out, he grabbed his pouch as well.

Looking out of the bus, the scenarios passed by him. Just then, he opened the pouch, and grabbed the yellow phone this time. Pressing on it, he called someone once again.

"Ryo-chan! You called!" the voice exclaimed, like any other people- that reacted the same way. "Riko-chan," Yamada replied, smiling slightly. "Just want to confirm that our date this coming weekend is confirmed?" he asked. Riko said yes and started blabbering on how excited she is this coming Saturday and can't wait to see him again. "Which boyfriend would be as busy as you that you're only free during weekends?" Riko complained. Yamada sensed that she is slightly pouting, and apologized. "Sorry Riko-chan, but you know I love you,"

Riko stayed silent, before muttering a soft "Baka," and "See you," before she hanged up the phone. Flipping down the cover, Yamada smirked again.


"Sorry for the wait!" the voice panted, before smiling and hugging Yamada by the waist. "It's okay," Yamada replied before he patted the boy's head. They settled down on the chair, before his partner started to talk about his life.

"Work is just so boring without you there. Everybody is picking on me once you left," Chinen complained, as he hooked his hand around Yamada's arm. "Sorry, but you know that been a freelance photographer have always been my dream," Chinen pouted, "Dreams huh, I always have none, that's why I'll always stuck at the backstage doing the marketing and such,"

"I'm sure you'll realize it soon," Yamada said, as he looked up to the sky. Chinen then laid his head onto Yamada's shoulders. "How great it'll be if we can just stay like this forever,"

"That'll be perfect," Yamada muttered before he turned and gave a peck on Chinen's forehead.


"Hmm.. What's for dinner?" Yamada talked to himself as he entered the kitchen and rummaged his fridge for something to eat. Looking into the fridge, were only expired foods or leftovers from his packed dinner. Sighing, he took out the bag of salad, and started unwrapping it. Then, he heard a ringtone. Dragging his feet, he walked towards the drawer. The black phone was ringing.

"YAMADA-CHANNNNNN!!!!" the voice sounded. Yamada smiled to himself before he knows who was it. Afterall, each phone color have different contacts inside. "Sora?"

"Mou, you didn't reply my text!" the girl complained. Yamada went towards the table, and started to placed his salad onto it. "Sorry, I have appointment this afternoon, I just reached home, but I'll need to leave the house soon,"

"I miss you so much. I've never seen you for weeks! When are you going to be free?" the girl said, her voice trembling. Yamada sighed. Sora continued,"Which girlfriend is as patient as me?"

"Sora, I'm sorry,"

"Make it up for me," the girl said. "As a boyfriend, you need to make an
Effort to meet me,"

"Sure," Yamada sprinted to his room to get his planner out. "How about, this coming Thursday? I'm free for dinner,"

"Really??" her voice lit up, and she agreed. "See you then, Ryo-channnnnnn!" before she hanged up the phone.

Yamada plunged to the floor, "This is just probably my life," he mumbled.